Two teams of sixteen brave dogs started a two month long journey
to see who would be the lone survivor. At the halfway point,
eight dogs were uncomfortably forced together into one tribe.
The remaining dogs have formed into three groups. The Meanies,
consisting of Sadie and Ruby, use intimidation as their weapon.
The three remaining Border Collies could not be more different but
are loosely united.
The ever bossy and always independent Brandy hasn't earned many friends.
Kess sneakily flies below the radar, never appearing to be a threat.
Keeper, who seems to be more concerned with her looks, is willing
to join into any and all alliances.
Three Jacks remain, the happy-go-lucky jokester Bounce,
the obsessive compulsive, manic depressive, schizophrenic Kasey
and the Little Ball of Hate Xena.
It seems these three groups would have been evenly balanced but
a new development may change the balance of power for the worse.
At the recent Let Freedom Run II Flyball Tournament, Sadie and
Ruby were very impressed with Xena's "Rabid-Dog, Ball-Shake, Side-Jump,
Lane-Cross, Jack-FU" technique. A secret meeting ensued and, although
no other dogs were present, Sadie, Ruby and Xena were all later
seen wearing black
Powerflex Headbands.
The casualties have varied from the diminutive but evil Boomer to the
massive sweetheart Rhino. These less fortunate dogs gathered together
in a comfortable room at the
Baymont Inn in Round Rock
and used their spare time to put together the
Divisions
for the upcoming
Texas Summer Survivor Flyball Tournament.
Satisfied with their work, they all went to see
Gay Niblack for massages.
They will soon direct their efforts toward a Racing Schedule and Crating Map.
Host Dillon announced the next challenge would be a herding competition.
Any dog that could direct a Longhorn steer into a trailer would
be awarded a limited edition
Summer Survivor T-Shirt
(which have an order deadline of July 28, 2004!).
Brandy and Keeper easily completed the task with the grace and elegance
typical of a Border Collie. Kess was also able to complete the task
with the grace and elegance typical of a newborn ostrich. Ruby's avid attempts
to shake a Frisbee at the steer were pointless. Once again, a nearby
Praire Dog town took the three Jacks out of the competition.
And finally, the remaining Cattle Dog, Sadie, ever so gently grabbed
the Longhorn by the lower lip, carefully flipped it over and
lovingly dragged it into the trailer.
The four herding dogs proudly wore their fashionable new T-Shirts while
Bounce made fun of them, "Hey, look at me, I'm a herding dog, Grrr!
I smell like sheep and run in circles, Grrrr!"
Later that night, at the tribal council, Dillon instructed the
dogs to vote off two others. The Meanies played their cards brilliantly.
The Jacks and the Borders turned on each other and each group took
a casualty.
Brandy the Bossy, and Bounce the Clown, had made enemies on both sides
of the camp and were voted off in a landslide.
"Everyone knew Bounce was making fun of us behind our backs", said Kasey,
"I hated to vote off a Jack, but he had to go."
Kess took a different approach, "I wish they'd voted me off, I miss Bella,
hang in there Boogler, I'll join you soon."
Brandy angrily quipped, "Who will lead them now? They are doomed without me."
While Bounce tried to keep up the good spirits (sorta), "Hey, look at me,
I'm all of you guys and I suck! Grrrr!"