Things were very different around the campfire of Charging Hotties after the removal of Bounce and Brandy. On one hand, Brandy wasn't there to break up the fun, but on the other hand, there was a definite reduction in humor. "I'll miss Bounce - his humor was off color, but it sure was funny," remarked Kess. With just six players left, backs were raised and ears perked for any sign of changing alliances. This next vote would be a critical one. Everyone wanted a spot in the Final Four and their chance at one million dog bones.

    The six remaining survivors met host Dillon in a big stream, where they were told their next challenge would involve fetching Triple Crown squids. Keeper took an immediate lead using her height and speed to her best advantage, with Kess hot on her heels. Xena and Kasey were distracted by a nearby squirrel and forgot about the competition. Sadie and Ruby, in the first ever display of anger towards each other since this competition began, went for the same squid and got into a big snarly fight. The winners today were Kess and Keeper, who each received large Mutt Mats and more importantly, immunity in tonight's vote.

    Ruby's anger at Sadie was out of character. Perhaps there was a reason, perhaps the stress in Ruby's personal life was getting the most of her. Bounce, out for revenge, uncovered an old video involving Ruby and a Snowman entitled "Ruby Does the North Pole". Ruby was devastated, "I was a young, struggling lounge singer and needed the money. I've tried to put that part of my life in the past. I never thought it would come back to haunt me." "They all have shady pasts. I'm going to reveal it all! Grrrrr." Bounce's tell-all book, "What REALLY Happened - a Jack's Eye View," will be available in bookstores everywhere this fall.

    Sadie later seen arguing with Xena of accusations that she would reveal Steroid testing results. Xena was overheard telling Sadie, "You know what you did, and I know what you did, and You know that I know that you know what I did. No wait, I'm confused." Sadie was visibly shaken.

    Meanwhile, Diva has reportedly accepted 10,000 dog bones to pose on the cover and in the centerfold of this month's issue of BITCH Magazine. "I am not ashamed of my body," said Diva in her interview with BITCH. "That Diva is a shameless hussy," commented Rhino in a recent television appearance. The "shameless hussy" has also signed a contract to pose in Jack Tail Magazine.

    In a surprising turn of events, Sadie and Ruby were the next two voted off the island. "How could you do this to me Sadie?" asked Ruby, to which Sadie replied, "How could you do this to ME, Ruby?" "Those two were too strong," explained Xena, "after 'joining' their clique and giving them a false sense of security, I was able to work a little Xena-magic and break them apart. WAHhahahahahaha.? (evil Xena laugh)." Keeper had this to say, "I am in the Final Four - remember my name - it's KEEPER - I'm gonna be a star!" The only other dog that recieved a vote was Kess, who voted against herself.

    Coming soon - the polls will be open for the public of Region 5 to vote on who they think should win the 1 million dog bones, and the title of Sole Survivor. Stay tuned for revealing interviews with the Final 4, coming soon.

Sunshine Rain's Analysis:
(Sunshine Rain is continuing her contract holdout. Reports that she has returned to her supermodelling career have not been confirmed. She has been spotted wearing a Limited Edition Summer Survivor T-Shirt at her Villa on the French Riviera while entertaining unidentified celebrities. Her Agent, George, will respond for her.)
George's Press Statement:
"My client, Sunshine Rain, chooses to continue her contract holdout until she is shown the respect that someone of her stature and odor deserves. Rumors of a Love Triangle between Sunshine Rain, a Five Time Tour de France Winner, and a Multi-Grammy Winning Singer are completely fabricated. Sunshine Rain is in France to enjoy a little rest and relaxation, that is ALL."