Things were very different around the campfire of Charging Hotties after the
removal of Bounce and Brandy. On one hand, Brandy wasn't there to break up
the fun, but on the other hand, there was a definite reduction in humor.
"I'll miss Bounce - his humor was off color, but it sure was funny,"
remarked Kess. With just six players left, backs were raised and ears perked for any sign of
changing alliances. This next vote would be a critical one. Everyone
wanted a spot in the Final Four and their chance at one million dog bones.
The six remaining survivors met host Dillon in a big stream, where they were
told their next challenge would involve fetching
Triple Crown
squids.
Keeper took an immediate lead using her height and speed to her best
advantage, with Kess hot on her heels. Xena and Kasey were distracted by a
nearby squirrel and forgot about the competition. Sadie and Ruby, in the
first ever display of anger towards each other since this competition began,
went for the same squid and got into a big snarly fight.
The winners today were Kess and Keeper, who each received large
Mutt Mats
and more importantly, immunity in tonight's vote.
Ruby's anger at Sadie was out of character.
Perhaps there was a reason, perhaps the stress in Ruby's personal
life was getting the most of her.
Bounce, out for revenge, uncovered an old video involving
Ruby and a Snowman entitled "Ruby Does the North Pole".
Ruby was devastated, "I was a young, struggling lounge singer and needed the money.
I've tried to put that part of my life in the past.
I never thought it would come back to haunt me."
"They all have shady pasts. I'm going to reveal it
all! Grrrrr." Bounce's tell-all book, "What REALLY Happened - a Jack's Eye
View," will be available in bookstores everywhere this fall.
Sadie later seen arguing with Xena of accusations that she would
reveal Steroid testing results.
Xena was overheard telling Sadie, "You know what you did, and
I know what you did, and You know that I know that you know what I did.
No wait, I'm confused." Sadie was visibly shaken.
Meanwhile, Diva has reportedly accepted 10,000 dog bones to pose on the
cover and in the centerfold of this month's issue of BITCH Magazine.
"I am not ashamed of my body," said Diva in her interview with BITCH.
"That Diva is a shameless hussy," commented Rhino in a recent television appearance.
The "shameless hussy" has also signed a contract to pose in Jack Tail Magazine.
In a surprising turn of events, Sadie and Ruby were the next two voted off
the island. "How could you do this to me Sadie?" asked Ruby, to which Sadie
replied, "How could you do this to ME, Ruby?"
"Those two were too strong," explained Xena, "after 'joining' their clique
and giving them a false sense of security, I was able to work a little
Xena-magic and break them apart. WAHhahahahahaha.? (evil Xena laugh)."
Keeper had this to say, "I am in the Final Four - remember my name - it's
KEEPER - I'm gonna be a star!" The only other dog that recieved a vote
was Kess, who voted against herself.
Coming soon - the polls will be open for the public of Region 5 to vote on
who they think should win the 1 million dog bones, and the title of Sole
Survivor. Stay tuned for revealing interviews with the Final 4, coming
soon.