EPISODE 2 - the epic race...
At Camp Fellowship of the Fur the
dogs discussed ideas over Cloudstar
Buddy Biscuits at the campfire. Murphy
suggested using sticks to build the raft, and Callie
and Paddi agreed. Devo
immediately left the campfire and started gathering sticks. Once
he had all the sticks around their campsite, he started gnawing
at smaller trees, trying to cut them down with his teeth. "I
think Devo has ADHD," explained Callie, "he's a nut!"
Murphy suggested tying the dogs together
with border collie hair, and started working at pulling Brody's
and Maple's tail hair out. Devo continued
sawing at trees with his razor sharp teeth. Travis
had concerns about whether the raft would float well enough to carry
all 9 of them, and Fargo grudgingly
agreed to give up his dog-bed mattress as a floatation device. "Treat
it with respect, y'all. That's my FAVORITE bed!" Fargo growled.
The next morning, the Fellowship dogs
woke up to find a small pile of twigs and a few stray dog-hair-ropes
on the beach where their raft had been the night before. Fargo
was especially devistated to discover his missing mattress. "I
can't believe this! Maple was supposed
to guard the raft and now it's gone!" complained Fargo.
Heidi had other ideas however. "Gather
'round, peasants. I'll teach you how to make the ultimate doggy
raft!"
The next morning the Furry Animals Running
Together (F.A.S.T.) dogs arrived
at the meeting spot with their ill-gotten raft.
"We couldn't agree on a raft design," explained Bosley,
"so I took Shiner and Sedona
to the other tribe's camp to spy on them." Shiner
added, "Boz whispered 'grab it' and we did. It was pure genius
on my part, I must admit. They could never have pulled it of without
me. "
Scarlett explained "It wasn't
put together very well, so Buster and
I took it apart, and Wichita and Spuds
put it back together." Sophie added, "we all knew Wichita
was an excellent weaver, after all, he has his Novice Weaver title.
But who knew Spuds could weave like
that? I really underestimated him."
The Fellowship stood empty handed
on the beach watching their rivals enjoying their raft. At such
a moment, you would think their heads would be hung low, but there
was a strange look of confidence in their eyes.
Host Dillon got the
challenge started. "Both tribes will navigate their rafts to
the island off in the distance, where tribal council will be held.
The winning tribe will have to vote off 1 teammate, while the losing
tribe will have to vote off two. Survivors ready........ GO!"
Taking an early lead with their stolen raft, team F.A.S.T.
launched their raft into the water with a running start, with Sophie
and Scarlett pushing from behind, Shiner,
Sedona and Wichita pulling from the front, and using Doodle's
ears as a sail for that extra push. "Doodle's
ears are will give us that winning edge!" Buster
explained.
With Team F.A.S.T. almost 100 yards
ahead, Heidi loudly proclaimed, "Initiate Plan B". The
dogs sprung into action. Brody, Maple, Fargo and Travis lined up
side by side. They were strapped together forming the body of a
dog raft. Murphy, Paddi and Devo climbed on the rear, acting as
extra motors. Callie stood at the front of the "boat"
as the figurehead. And Heidi climbed to the top, standing proudly
and
resolutely, directing "Onward!" The dog boat set an impressive
pace, with all legs paddling furiously. They were quickly gaining
on their opponents.
Team F.A.S.T. was in trouble. "Hey,
does anyone notice that we seem to be sinking?", noted Scarlett.
At that moment, Fargo's bed ripped open to reveal that it had been
filled with rocks! "Those rats! Those dirty rats! How dare
they sabotage the raft we stole from them!", said Witchita
ironically. It was just about this time that the Fellowship
paddled past them. The wake of their dog boat crashed over the side
of team F.A.S.T.'s sinking boat.
In a moment of brilliance, Buster grabbed one of the sticks that
had been used to construct their raft. He yelled, "Travis,
look here boy, I got a stick-y." He threw the stick in the
water. Travis cried, "Oh my, a stick, I gotta get that stick".
Heidi plead, "NO, TRAVIS, NOOO!!!!!"
It was too late, you can't keep a Lab from a stick. Travis ripped
himself free from the boat, sending Callie and Heidi into the water.
Host Dillon sadly watched on as eighteen
dogs flailed in the water. It was a sad sight. There would be no
winner today. Each team would be forced to vote off TWO teammates
as punishment for their poor sportsmanship.
When the votes were in, Team F.A.S.T
had voted off Sophie and Bosley while the Fellowship
said goodbye to Fargo and Maple.
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